Neil Critchley better hope he can do an Austin Powers and rediscover his mojo at Hearts, with fans certainly not "horny" at the prospect of his impending appointment The former Blackpool boss is set to be appointed as Steven Naismith 's replacement after talks with Tynecastle chiefs.
It comes after discussions with experienced Norwegian Per Mathias Hogmo broke down last friday when the former Rosenborg and Hacken boss looked set to be the new man in the Gorgie hot seat ahead of this Saturday's home clash with St Mirren.
After applying Brighton owner Tony Bloom's Starlizard algorithm to the recruitment process, Critchley has scored highly enough and sufficiently impressed at interview to land the gig.
However, it has not gone down well with punters, who have been left seriously underwhelmed that the same system that identified the likes of Roberto Di Zerbi and Fabian Hurzeler for the Seagulls, has landed them with a former youth coach sacked from QPR and Blackpool in his only two senior coaching job.