Panic at the disco with fearful Celtic fans at each other's throats in bonkers Hotline as Rangers diehards dream big

There should be a word for the unique Glasgow affliction where Celtic and Rangers to and fro in the eyes of their own supporters before a ball’s even been kicked in anger.

In the eyes of some panicked regulars, it's time to worry in the east end with Brendan Rodgers' side yet to make an outfield signing although Paulo Bernardo is likely to change that in the coming days. And Rangers fans, in a strange sort of way, are emboldened by their rivals' pedestrian approach to the transfer window rather than by anything their own team is doing. However, one supporter is dreading missing out on Lawrence Shankland.

Jimmy Mac, Glasgow, said: Rangers must now sign Shankland immediately and not some unknown foreign potential who knows nothing about what it means to play for Rangers otherwise the chairman, the board, the manager and all his staff will be surrendering the league title to Celtic before a ball is kicked.

"Shankland's 59 goals in two seasons speaks for itself and he is a Rangers diehard too. It has been stated celtic are now looking at Shankland as their striker as they cannot get Adam Idah on a permanent basis? If Celtic were to sign Shankland Rangers supporters would be disgusted with all the above and demand their removal forthwith."

Arrin Geddes, Irvine, said: "Chris Lowe’s jealousy of Celtic’s transfer dealings shows no sign of slowing up. No matter what Celtic get when Matt O’Riley does move on it will still represent a profit, a concept Chris Lowe is not familiar with."

Eddie Eason, Ballingry, Fife, said: "Regular Hotliners Johnstone and Lowe really have to change the record. Every player is for sale at the right price. Sadly Rangers have nothing worth selling. An ageing squad of major players desperately