Former Ibrox striker sent Rangers SOS to stop Ibrox comedy turning into a tragedy – Hotline

The Edinburgh Fringe is on but the Hotline is starting to think it's more tragedy than comedy at Rangers the way things are going.

And one caller believes the answer to their troubles may come in the form of an ex-striker who has unfinished business in Glasgow. Robert Livingstone, Palm Beach, said: "No cash flow to buy costly big names, transfer window shuts soon, it's turning into a tragedy. Rangers need someone who can give them real hope of winning the Premiership. Can't afford to buy so Rangers are looking everywhere for loans and free agents, players other clubs don't want. A few positions still need fixed, the priority should be a number 9 that would give them and fans hope.

"If possible they should inquire if they could get Antonio Colak on loan for the season, worth a try. He's out of favour at Parma, mostly a sub last season, not in the new season squad with Parma back in Serie A. Would be a long shot to get him, truth is Colak never wanted to leave, Beale forced him out."

Rangers fan Chris Lowe has been taking some stick as Peter Lyons, Blantyre, said: "Putting out a missing person appeal. Please keep your eyes and ears open for the whereabouts of The Joker from Yoker. Conspicuous by his absence is an understatement. Wonder why?"

Asked and answered, Peter! Chris Lowe, Yoker, said: "A caller asks why different rules apply to Rangers and I couldn’t agree more. Maybe he can explain the 3 perfectly good goals we got disallowed against Celtic last season with imaginary fouls given, our now head of referees failing to see a ball being punched out the pitch despite multiple replays and camera angles and not forgetting the 20 minute behind play squiggly line drawer who’s not been seen since. I agree Rangers are