In Bruges 2: Scott Parker’s win percentage looking like a local ABV

08.03.2023 - 19:29 theguardian.com

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As one of the nation’s best and brightest managers, who was sacked after a 9-0 defeat at Liverpool, Scott Parker was seen as a fine candidate to be shipped out to Belgium, with his blue passport tucked in the top pocket of his gilet and a John Lewis notebook of tactical genius.

After sealing promotion from the Championship with Fulham and Bournemouth, leaving the clubs after relegation and a disastrous start respectively, he was earmarked as the man to take Club Brugge into the Big Cup knockout stages.

A last-16 tie against Benfica looked winnable, with the team having beaten Atlético Madrid, Porto and Bayer Leverkusen in the group.

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Scott Parker before he was Scott Parker, or rather when he was a lad called Jimmy who loved doing keepie-uppies in his back garden, and what impressive keepie-uppies they were. Indeed historians believe this may have been the first sighting of sick tekkers on British television, and it’s what made this ad, used by McDonald’s to promote itself as an official sponsor of the 1994 World Cup, catch attention. It is simple and cool, and because of who Jimmy grew up to be it is memorable. Not that Parker, who was 13 and at Charlton’s academy when the ad was made, looks back at it with huge fondness. “I was known as the McDonald’s boy for large parts,” he said in a recent interview. “It was horrendous.”

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