Wounded Rangers fanatic ties himself in knots with utterly bonkers Celtic conspiracy that fries Hotline heads

Buckle up folks, we have ourselves a full throttle title race and it looks like it’s going to be a white-knuckle ride right to the finish. Celtic’s late, late show at Motherwell might have been the complete opposite of Rangers 5-0 romp over Hearts a day earlier.

But in the end it means the gap at the top remains two points and the tension cranks up another notch with Rangers heading to Kilmarnock on Wednesday and Celtic hosting Dundee. January signing Adam Idah proved his worth again with two huge second half goals for the Hoops at Fir Park.

And Stephen Mulhern emailed: “Celtic’s hope of retaining the title was as good as over at half time against Motherwell but the introduction of Idah can be a defining moment in the season. Rodgers must now realise that a Kyogo-Idah combination will kick-start Celtic’s campaign and I’ll be astonished if they don’t both start the next game.”

But Rab Picken, London, said: “You just know when the team from the east end of Glasgow struggles extra time gets added on for them to score. They don’t even try hide it now. Ahh well title 56 will be sweeter as we will do it by ourselves.” John Caw emailed: “Celtic are the slowest and worst passing team I’ve ever seen. When it comes to cross balls only once in a blue moon do they get it past first defender.”

However Kenny Wilson, Moffat, said: “As predicted Hearts lay down to Rangers like a black lab wanting his belly rubbed but a spirited second half from Celtic keeps them in touch. Idah and Yang totally changed the game. The first half it was absolutely terrible and if Maeda and Khun can make a living being a footballer then I can make one as a male model. Fingers crossed the second half gives us a bit of confidence going forward and