Neil Doncaster owes Rangers answers on a postcard as Hotline motions to RELEGATE Dundee and their shambolic pitch

It's the morning after the night before and we should have been talking about a night of Premiership action at Dens Park.

But Dundee and Rangers will try again for the THIRD time next midweek with both clubs, supporters and the SPFL alike praying that the rain stays away and the pitch is deemed playable. Don Robertson called the game off at 3.30pm on Wednesday afternoon after as second pitch inspection with the league releasing a statement to confirm 'ongoing disciplinary proceedings' against the Dark Blues.

That theme grabbed the Hotline by the scruff of the neck. They offered their own punishments to serve up to John Nelms and Dens Park chiefs. Alfie Mullin, London said: "Dundee are almost as big of a joke as their neighbours across the road. They need to be fined for this farce of a situation. Don't they realise that football is played on pitches and they need ground staff to maintain these to a playable standard. If the same thing happens next season, they should get relegated."

Gordon McDonald emailed: "I used to have a soft spot for Dundee FC. Not any more, now I think they are incompetent fools and they should be deducted 12 points immediately. five games postponed already? They are screwing up the top of the league positions now, they must be punished."

Dundee's Eric Drysdale blamed CLIMATE CHANGE as part of the issue surrounding the playing surface. But punters were quick to point out Tannadice - the home of Dundee United - is only along the road and is fine. Drew Ferguson, Oban said: "So according to Dundee's Eric Drysdale climate change is responsible for the state of Dundee Football Clubs playing surface but does not seem to have the same affect on Tannadice 200 yards away - the game is run by fools."

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