Mystery Celtic transfer will be Mr Blobby and Rangers being rotten is a stinking excuse of a strategy – Hotline explosion

The Tartan Army are set to hide behind the couch this Sunday with England setting up a shot at glory at the Euros.

But Scotland fans can’t help but feel the Auld Enemy have been given a leg up with some wild VAR decisions going their way. Tim Gibbons emailed: “Ahead of what could be a truly traumatic weekend for us all, here’s some light relief: Scotland managed to keep both England and Spain from scoring in their last competitive encounters in the UK. Therefore, if we want to be entertained, we’d all be better off watching the tennis on Sunday!”

Alan Lough, Dunbar, said: “We have one team playing the most exciting football this tournament has had the pleasure to watch and the other, who are the most overhyped bunch of drivel, playing football that almost puts you to sleep. We can only hope the former prevails in the end for the sake of everything that is good about football.”

Scott Gowers, Edinburgh, said: “I believe England should adopt a version of a Chrissie Hynde song, VAR in pocket. Credit where credit's due but rules from officials must be adhered to for both teams.”

Brian Duff, Glenrothes, said: “The refereeing at this Euros has been questionable. How could that possibly have been an English penalty while Scotland's Stuart Armstrong assault never even got VAR airtime. No consistency. It’s an absolute joke."

But Andrew Lamb, Fraserburgh, said: “Yet again, despite all the criticism from journalists, former managers, and pundits, England are in a Final. I feel sorry for all these bitter souls who were boasting about buying a Dutch shirt to support the Netherlands. Get over it, England were the better side.”

On the home front, Old Firm fans are squabbling over signings.

Gary Stevenson, Newtonhill, said: “I am