That may have been the most misleading hat-trick in the Premier League era from Nicolas Jackson at Tottenham. Jackson required two tap-ins from moves that resembled training drills against Spurs's hairy high line and he almost stumbled the ball in for his third.
As hat-trick standards go, it should be filed with Dirk Kuyt's against Manchester United in 2011. The £32million Jackson now has five Premier League goals.
The £72m Rasmus Hojlund is still on nought. What you see is what you get with Hojlund: his form is that of a 20-year-old unknown quantity with mediocre goalscoring records in Denmark, Austria and Italy. Read more: Sir Jim Ratcliffe holding virtual meetings with Man United owner Joel Glazer Read more: Why Marcus Rashford was not in the Manchester United squad vs Fulham Hojlund has scored 37 goals for the four clubs he has represented and the Denmark national team.
Come the end of the season, Harry Kane could plunder more goals in a single season than Hojlund has in his career. It is a cruel comparison but it comes with the territory.