Ronaldo, Haaland, Kane: Ranking every 2022/23 Premier League striker

The summer transfer window has slammed shut and the 2022/23 Premier League season is well underway.

As such, it’s time to take stock of all the incomings and outgoings across England’s top-flight as the campaign truly ramps up with no less than £1.9 million having been splurged on transfers.

By that we mean, it’s time to do some good old ranking – don’t say that too quick – because now that all 20 Premier League squads are fixed until at least January, we can finally cast our opinion without it expiring in just 24 hours.

And first up, we’ve taken on the unenviable task of ordering every single Premier League striker from worst to best.

Taking every player in England’s top-flight listed on Transfermarkt as a centre forward, we’ve then ranked them all in relation to one another to showcase the good, the bad and the goal-shy of the division’s poachers.

Ok, in seriousness, it’s worth saying that any and every player good enough to feature as a striker in the Premier League is a top-class talent who could score goals in their sleep.

That said, when the likes of Erling Haaland and Cristiano Ronaldo are milling about, the standard is just so high that even lethal forwards will have to settle for a place in some of the lowest echelons.

All the decisions will be informed by the opinion of your humble GIVEMESPORT writer and will focus around the following categories: goalscoring record, Premier League pedigree, overall footballing quality, longevity and consistency.

But at the end of the day, there’s no right or wrong answers beyond the fact that Harry Kane is better than Salomon Rondon, so be sure to let us know your own thoughts on the finest strikers in the land.

However, that’s enough with the disclaimers because we know