Celtic fans turn Rangers super agents as Hotline transfer gurus emerge with Scott Wright and Jota comedy act

Another day in the life of the transfer window. Another full inbox on the Hotline email account.

And - surprise surprise - another virtual, ear bleeding, verbal mass brawl between Glasgow’s neighbours from hell. Tam Williamson, Lanarkshire, got the ball rolling. He wrote: “Michael Beale is signing on loan bench warmers en masse but he doesn’t realise that unless the club dips into the biscuit tin and buys extra benches then he will have nowhere to sit them.”

Some laugh eh? Don’t worry, there’s plenty more where that came from. Or at least I think Gerard Kelly was trying to be funny. He wrote: “Do the Saudis not realise Steven Gerrard’s past roles? Then looking to buy Scott Wright. Really? All that money and wanting him, then he won’t last long over there! Next he will want to buy the 'donkey' formally known as the buffalo.” George Wilson likes a chuckle too. He said: ”I found it comical listening to a Celtic supporter on the radio the other night wishing Jota well but saying he would be back there in two years as he obviously has a love for Celtic. Celtic-badge-kissing Jota obviously has a love for cash. The Celtic financial experts are also obsessed with how much cash they apparently have and - despite Rangers spending money - insist they are broke and signing duds. If they’ve never seen them play, how can they describe them as duds?”

Who knows George. Probably Best not to spend too much time worrying about it though.

Now for a more serious point from Willie Mercer, Dumfries, said: “I was surprised when Brendan Rogers agreed to come back as Celtic manager. It’s a good move for Celtic as he is a top manager, however, I am not sure it is a good move for him. No matter how much success he enjoys domestically, this