Celtic are Champions League kings of embarrassment and Rangers will never win laughing stock trophy - Hotline

Champions League? You’re not having a laugh.

In fact fans of both halves of the Old Firm are watching it unfold through the cracks in their fingers and with the latest round of fixtures ending in defeat in Liverpool and Leipzig, the only place to find sanctuary was that forum of comfort and compassion that is the Hotline ...

So, let’s get to it. Unless you’re Joe Hart. If you’re reading this, Joe, it might be time to go for a cuppa. Dr Robert Pender emailed: “ Joe Hart lost his position at Manchester City because his weakness was playing out from the back. Has never improved, all teams should always press him with vigour, always a goal there.” Brian Duff, Glenrothes, Fife, said: “Joe says his mistake was due to the way Ange Postecoglou wants his style of play. It’s not the first and it won’t be the last Joe...pass it to a Celtic teammate.”

Kenny Wilson, Moffat, said: “No complaints about the result – Celtic were beaten by a better team but they have to realise they play far too open football in Europe and quality teams will just exploit it. But once again the first two goals were our own making and personally I think it’s time Benjamin Siegrist was given a chance as Hart has been suspect all season.”

Robert Hoey, Kirkintilloch, said: “After six games played between Rangers and Celtic and only one solitary point won, it really shows where we are against the big guns in Europe. Just puts into perspective the achievement in reaching a European final last year where on the way we took care of RB Leipzig which at the time was derided by many Celtic fans as no great achievement.”

Frank McFerran, Carrickfergus , added: “It pains me to say but the two teams just aren’t good enough. A Liverpool player like Salah or Van