In one of Phil Jones's lowlights, a Chelsea teenager named Kasey Palmer Instagrammed a clip of him nutmegging the Manchester United defender in an Under-21 match at Old Trafford.
Palmer is now at Coventry and Jones is somehow still at United, an association destined to expire on June 30, bringing an end to a 12-year career of 229 appearances.
That is an average of fewer than 20 appearances per year. Harry Maguire, Jones's heir as the most derided England centre-back, was 'megged on Monday night by Jamal Musiala and clumsily conceded a penalty.
Then he was dispossessed in Germany's third and seconds later the ball was in the back of the England net. Also read: Dalot hopeful of new contract amid interest from five clubs To say when it rains it pours is an inaccurate forecast with Maguire, engulfed by a ceaseless tsunami.