Scent of goal: Spurs work themselves up into a lather on and off the pitch

It’s a whole seven years since Spurs proudly announced their new “Official Supplier of Toiletries” as London company Molton Brown. Their commercial manager described it as an honour to work with “a world-class brand in Tottenham Hotspur” (behave yourselves) and to supply products that would be “so appreciated by its staff and guests”.

But as The Sun told us last week, Spurs supremo Roberto De Zerbi believes some of the club’s guests were appreciating those products a little too much – like the “Mesmerising Oudh Bath and Shower Gel” that provides an “opulent body wash, a glistening ode to richly complex oudh, infused with bright bergamot and smoky notes of black tea”.