Raw Hot Dogs, Ice Cream Nachos, Cremated Pies… 10 Of The Most Stomach-Churning Submissions To Footy Scran

For better or worse, food at football is no longer just the simple pie, a tray of chips or a cup of Bovril.

The modern fan now has a wide range of cuisines to choose from on a matchday, and the options seem to be ever-growing.

Here, we look at 10 of the most repulsive submissions...

Mamma mia! Show this piece of cardboard on the streets of Naples and be prepared to throw hands.

We’ve all managed to overcook a frozen pizza in the oven. But most of us didn’t have the cheek to charge £4 for a quarter of the charred remains.

Italy, we can only apologise.

Steak tartare, sushi, sashimi. Raw food can be a delicacy for those adventurous enough to try it, but you would have to have the stomach of Bear Grylls to give this one a go.

A deeply troubling grey colour, this hot dog looks like a claim waiting to happen.

The generous serving of ketchup merely appears to be a half-hearted attempt to conceal the horror going on below.

Ignore at your own peril!

A close relative of the anaemic hot dog, this unidentified meat slab was sent in from a fan across the pond.

Is it pork? Could it be chicken? Your guess is as good as mine. All I know is that is resembles a hockey puck and looks completely devoid of flavour.

Like a synthetic food humans are forced to eat in a futuristic sci-fi film. The gruel from The Matrix, in solidified form.

Is there some sort of rationing going on in Watford that the rest of the country is unaware of?

These fries are only loaded in the sense that you’d have to be incredibly rich to consider them a fair price, or be so leathered that it didn’t matter.

Even though it looks like a free sample you’d get in a supermarket, this ‘meal’ actually costs four British pounds. That’s 80p per chip, based on my count. 

The weird combination of