Rangers fans annihilate Celtic Champions League celebration as spiky Hotline response comes with wild David Cameron stat

Celtic fans celebrated their Champions League victory, while Rangers supporters celebrated the fact that Celtic fans celebrated winning a match that was a dead rubber. Just another day of peace and goodwill on your favourite phone line, then.

First up, the happy Hoops, with Stephen Mulhern saying: “I had a spring in my step when leaving Celtic Park last night with Celtic redeeming themselves after the disappointment of the weekend. Any thoughts of Joe Hart losing his place after January were also displaced with a fine performance and but for his heroics Celtic would have finished with one point instead of four.”

Arrin Geddes, Irvine, said: “Celtic rode their luck at times against Feyenoord but they also controlled most of the game and deservedly finally got the monkey off their back. No doubt the Rangers fans will be on welcoming the coefficient points.” Kenny Wilson, Moffat, said: “A good win from Celtic and a deserved three points in a campaign, while disappointing, still had some decent performances.

"Folk will say it’s meaningless but there’s still a couple of million for a win and it takes a monkey off our back. As for Rangers fans mocking us for going so long without winning a Champions League game, the last time they won one David Cameron was elected Prime Minister.”

Fraser Davidson, Glasgow, said: “I’m the first to criticise the Hoops when things are not going well but credit to Celtic in their performance against the Dutch champs. They showed what has been badly lacking in Europe and domestically - skill, confidence, composure, strength in the tackle and last but not least, a bit of grit and determination And with a patched up team short of a few first team picks too!”

David Bryce, Troon, said: “Well done