Everton v Chelsea: Premier League – live!

LIVE – Updated at 14:34

Minute-by-minute report: Can Frank Lampard boost Everton’s survival hopes with victory over his former club? Join John Brewin to find out.

34 min “Matt Dony makes an interesting point: why can’t fans be bought and sold like players?” says Rick Harris. “As a long-suffering Bristol City fan I’m open to offers for next season when the summer transfer window opens.”

But would you ever go to Rovers?

33 min Gordon wriggles clear of Jorginho and Loftus-Cheek, then shifts the ball away from Thiago and shoots just wide from 20 yards. It wasn’t the cleanest strike, and I’m pretty sure Mendy had it covered, but it was a nice enterprising run.

31 min The return of Yerry Mina has brought some calmness to the Everton defence. There’s a long way to go but they’ve been relatively comfortable in the first half hour, despite being under constant pressure.

29 min Actually, Sky are saying that Everton have had one shot on target to Chelsea’s none. Chelsea have had 77 per cent of the possession.

28 min I don’t think either team has had a shot on target. Mendy did make a comfortable save from Gray but I’m pretty sure the flag went up subsequently.

4 min Actually, Gordon and Gray are switching wings all the time. The reason I’m talking tactics is that it’s been a stop-start, er, start to the game.

27 min “Not a Premier League one but Nottingham Forest becoming the first (and only) European Cup-winning team to be relegated to the third tier of their respective league system was big,” says Matt Turland. “A hell of a lot of chat around them being too good and too big to go down.

“Mind you, I thought them getting relegated from the Prem was seismic instead of it just being step one in a 12-step masterclass of