College football Bottom 10 after Week 10: Georgia Tech wrecked - ESPN
Inspirational thought of the week:
We've been through this such a long, long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain, ooh, yeah
But lovers always come and lovers always go
And no one's really sure who's lettin' it go today, walkin' away
If we could take the time to lay it on the line
I could rest my head just knowin' that you were mine, all mine
Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
— «November Rain,» Guns N' Roses
Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in the very empty wardrobe box labeled «Shirts For Pat McAfee To Wear For His Last Game Pick,» we love college football most of all for its dedication to traditions.
Like Alabama fans bellowing «Dixieland Delight» and pretending that the song isn't actually about Tennessee. Or a season of Auburn football penning more drama than a season of «General Hospital.» Or people stopping me at the airport to explain why Lane Kiffin is going to totally quit Ole Miss to take the job at their alma mater. Or Sprit Halloween tweets always being funny… unless you're a Clemson fan.
«Death» Valley pic.twitter.com/77Q4LRXj6v
And, of course, the greatest, most unstoppable, inevitably occurring college football tradition of them all. No, not me jinxing another QB by doing a «College GameDay» feature on him. (My bad, Brendan Sorsby!) But rather, me being so tired and cranky entering Week 11 that as soon as I realize what month it is I just lazily and automatically fill the Inspirational Thought of the Week with the lyrics to «November Rain.»
With apologies to Cincy D-lineman Elijah Gunn, Navy safety Aaron Rose, Wyoming defensive end Axel Ramazani, Kordell «Slash» Stewart and Steve Harvey, here's the post-Week 10 Bottom


