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Brutal Rangers roast sees unverified doctor beg for a Hotline nurse as Celtic diehards prey on massive fear

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It's tools away time for the Scottish Premiership as International football takes centre stage. But that won’t stop Hotline punters plumbing new debts when it comes to Rangers and Celtic point scoring in the domestic game.

Managerless Rangers got back to winning ways at St Mirren on Sunday but the patter is still draining. Paul McArdle, Gourock, said: “UEFA have overturned have awarded Rangers a 3-0 over Aris Limassol after they discovered the plumber who scored in Cyprus wasn't CORGI registered.” On to more serious matters and the search for a new boss to replace Michael Beale. Jimmy Neil, Glasgow, said: “Grateful for the three points, but again not a great performance from Rangers.

In fact up to the second goal, VAR was our best player.” George Munro emailed: “What manger of quality would want this job, knowing he is inheriting a squad of duds that Beale bought?

Dr Robert Pender emailed: “Fans should not influence the choice of a new manager. I with many other Rangers supporters would rather the board take their time even it gives us less chance of catching Celtic this year.

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