Remarkable Roy Hogdson, and when are all the Premier League transfers going to happen? The Warm-Up

Wednesday’s big stories They’ve given it Roy till end of season Ad/> It’s January 2032 and struggling Premier League outfit Salford City turn to an 84-year-old Roy Hodgson to get them out of trouble. TransfersNewcastle want £30m Guimaraes from Lyon — Paper Round10 HOURS AGO It’s January 2042, newly formed North London FC are being threatened with European Super League elimination after picking up zero points from their first 20 games, and turn to a 94-year-old Roy Hodgson to prevent His Footballing Excellency Florentino Perez from dumping them out of the competition.

It’s 2052 and World Super League’s basement club Merseyside Maestros have binned off Trent Alexander-Arnold and turn to a 104-year-old… okay you get the point. The man is remarkable.

Roy Hodgson is back in the Premier League and already barking orders at a Watford squad he hopes to save from the drop. /> You have to admire his work ethic, returning to the Premier League aged 74 and showing the spritely desire of those half his age – and certainly more than any of the motley Warm-Up line-up.

For good measure, Hodgson is joined by former Watford boss and trusted assistant Ray Lewington, a combination the club believe could well haul them out of trouble. Hodgson, 74, confirmed as new Watford boss If anyone can, former Halmstads BK, Bristol City, IK Oddevold, Örebro SK, Malmö FF, Neuchâtel Xamax, Switzerland, Inter Milan, Blackburn Rovers, Grasshoppers, Copenhagen, Udinese, United Arab Emirates, Viking, Finland, Fulham, Liverpool, West Bromwich Albion, England and Crystal Palace manager Hodgson can.

Cheers, Wikipedia. /> Where are all the transfers? A check-in with a couple of Done Deals pages on the interweb back up our curiosity – there has barely been a