Premier League table: Our full 2022/23 prediction revealed

The 2022/23 Premier League season has officially arrived! Release the confetti, put up the bunting and crack open the lager (other refreshments are available).

As such, you just know that predictions are in full swing across the globe with everyone from pundits, journalists, fans, bookmakers and supercomputers trying their hand at calling the final table nine months before it’s actually locked in.

However, the one table that you haven’t yet feasted your eyes upon is the one that you obviously care the very most about, the one that you’re gagging to get ahold of: the GIVEMESPORT prediction.

Oh yes, it’s that time of year where your humble GMS writer disgraces himself by pretending that they actually have a footballing crystal ball that allows them to see what May will look like all the way back in August.

But for every forecast that I’ve bungled over the years, there have also been some inspired shouts such as correctly predicting the exact top four and its order for the 2020/21 season before a ball had been kicked.

Then again, this is the same supermarket-own-brand Nostradamus that thought Donny van de Beek, Harry Maguire and Ben Godfrey would be in last year’s Team of the Season, so it’s swings and roundabouts really.

Jokes aside, though, there is some level of skill that comes with the seemingly impossible task of foreseeing how an entire season of football will play out and I have indeed tried my upmost to get things absolutely spot on.

And yes, ladies and gentlemen, that does mean there will be some shocks along the way because if you think that each and every Premier League season plays by the book and as foretold, then you’re very much mistaken.

So, without further ado, let’s throw caution to the wind and put my