NFL Teams Had Their Season Summarized By A Simpsons Clip. Here Are The Top 5

The 2023-24 NFL season concluded with (another) Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl victory. While the Chiefs season ended in ideal fashion, 31 other teams had distinctly unique outcomes to their years.

It would take me hours - or a painfully long article that I have no desire to write - to accurately summarize how the year unfolded for every NFL franchise. Fortunately, I don’t have to, because one X page did it in about 10 seconds for each team.

The "Simpsons NFL" X page posted a clip from the iconic show that describes each team’s season. It was a genius idea, and the whole thread is here (they missed some teams in the process).

But to save you a bit of time, I’ve found five of the best clips. Without further ado, let's let America’s favorite family take it away.

Led by Dan Campbell and a resurgent Jared Goff, the Lions clawed their way to a 12-5 record, an NFC North title, and a berth in the NFC Championship Game.

The Lions led by 17 at halftime of that game against the San Francisco 49ers, and they could smell the franchise’s first Super Bowl berth in history. But alas, they choked away that lead and lost 34-31.

It was that historically bad loss that prompted the inspiration for the first Simpsons summary on today’s list.

That’s bitterly sad for Lions fans, but hilarious for the rest of us. Maybe next year will finally be their year.

The Seahawks didn’t have a terrible year; they finished 9-8. But they did end up losing the playoffs, which served as the death knell for head coach Pete Carroll. 

Shortly after the season ended, Seattle fired their 72-year-old skipper. Of course, there’s a clip for that.

Carroll wasn't completely "useless" with the Seahawks, he made the playoffs in 10 of the 14 years at the helm and won a