NASCAR's 'New Danica Patrick' Embarrasses Herself Again, DEI Still Alive & Hooters Race Wife Soaks Up The Sun

We haven't had one of these Monday debriefs without a NASCAR race to … debrief about … in a while. Almost three months! 

NASCAR is the sport with the longest season, the shortest offseason, and the fewest off-weeks, of all the major sports. Well, frankly, of all the sports period. 

I've always thought the season was too long. Combine that with getting an Easter (maybe) and Mother's Day (maybe) off here and there, and it's a grind. 

Mainly for me! And, to an extent, the drivers. 

Anyway, the good news here is that the tiny Xfinity fellas raced Saturday at Rockingham – Rockingham!!! – and terrible Katherine Legge gave me plenty to talk about. How dare she take out Kasey Kahne – Kasey Kahne!!!

That's right. We're talking a little Kasey Kahne and Rockingham today. Welcome to Monday, April 21, 2009!

What else? I've got NASCAR trying to kill DEI, but really just putting it in witness protection, and a shirtless picture of Dale Earnhardt that has the internet on edge. God, I miss him. 

If y'all act right, we may even check in with Hooters Gianna and Sam Busch, who both spent the off week wearing very little, while doing very big influencer things.

Only if you act right, though. We'll see! 

Four tires, enough fuel to get us to Talladega, and maybe a new hobby for Katherine Legge … Monday Morning Pit-Stop – the ‘Kasey Deserved Better, But Lord, Does He Still Look Good!’ edition – is LIVE!

Hate to start the Monday we lose the Pope by shitting on Katherine Legge (whatever that means), but fair is fair, and I have to be fair here …

This Katherine Legge just can't stop wrecking … which isn't surprising given that she's never raced a stock car, and never really practiced in one, until … NOW! Yet, NASCAR just keeps throwing her out