In Rangers Hotline fantasy world a spam sandwich is caviar and worrying obsession with Celtic is one way only

There might be an Old Firm Derby in Glasgow this weekend but supporters of the sides are scrapping it out on the Hotline about Europe.

Whether it’s unwanted records in the Champions League or the value of the Europa League, Celtic and Rangers rivals are never going to see eye to eye.

Caller Alfie Mullin claimed Rangers no longer hold the worst even return in the top competition. But Sean McGarvey, Cumbernauld, said: “What’s it all about Alfie? Haven’t you noticed, as you seem to know a lot about Scotland’s champions, the other teams in the new format play two extra games, two more than Rangers did in the big boys’ cup. Rangers are STILL the worst team to have ever played, and I use that term loosely, in the Champions League. It’s a statistical fact, and another title to go with the coefficient one I suppose.”

Paul McArdle, Gourock, said: “The stats in black and white state the Rangers are statistically still the worst team in the competition’s history because the other teams had disadvantage of playing more games.”

Gordon Ashley Ayr, said: “Celtic could play in the Europa League next season and if we do you will not hear me boast about winning any matches, making the final is decent and winning it would be a great achievement but anything before that is Mickey Mouse football for teams not good enough for the Champions League and the Rangers fans know it.”

But James Galbraith emailed: “If the Europa League is Mickey Mouse then why did Celtic have a restaurant called after their Seville failure?”

And Scott Gowers, Edinburgh, said: “Rangers are not the worst team in the history of the Champions League, the sooner people understand this and stop with the lies the better. These lies are from jealous bitter people whose