Gianni Infantino feels the heat with 11-metre bonfire effigy

Probably the one chosen by the Edenbridge Bonfire Society in Kent. In the past, they’ve created effigies of characters such as Saddam Hussein, Tony Blair, Lance Armstrong, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and, eh, Mario Balotelli. (We were also puzzled by that last pick, until reading that he was selected because he set fire to his own house by letting off fireworks in his bathroom, so he was a reasonable choice.)

But this year’s pick? Fifa president Gianni Infantino for a “string of decisions that have left their mark on the world of football in the wake of the World Cup”, the BBC reported.