FIFA revokes commentator's credentials after on-air crash-out for the ages over player's ejection

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FIFA has revoked the credentials of a Paraguayan soccer commentator who went on a wild, expletive-filled tirade while calling a game.

According to The Athletic, Jorge Chipi Vera was calling games for ABC Carnival and ABC TV and was calling Paraguay's match against Turkiye.

Paraguay won that match 1-0, but it was notable because Paraguay's Miguel Almirón became the first player to get the ol' heave-ho for violating FIFA's new rule about covering one's mouth.

Miguel Almirón's red card against Turkiye set off a Paraguayan announcer. (Photo by Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images)

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It's a rule that's kind of ridiculous with more than its share of obvious flaws, and I think Jorge Chipi Vera would agree with me on that.

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When Almirón got sent off, Vera went off.

There's a good chance you don't speak Spanish (nor do I; four years in high school and a year in college, and the best I can do is order a beer and ask where the kitchen is), so fortunately, others have translated.

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Vera called FIFA President Gianni Infantino and match referee Ivan Baton "f--king thieves" and said that they were "killing football."

That alone is going to get a little heat, but Vera then tacked on 20 "sons of b----hes."

Twenty.

Paraguay's Miguel Almirón became the first player in a World Cup to get ejected for covering his mouth while chirping an opponent. (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)

Does it count as a fleeting expletive if you do it that many times?

ZERO BS. JUST DAKICH. TAKE THE DON'T @