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From streets to pets to body parts and beyond, humans excel at naming things. We enthusiastically brainstorm nicknames for ourselves while dishing out monikers for others. Authors take on pen names. Performers craft stage names. Situationships are stored in phones under fake names.

It's a logical process, one that evokes delight and provides context. Without names, we wouldn't be able to distinguish between the «hey, yous» and the «that thing over theres» of the world. Names are, in fact, so impactful that they have to «fit.» For example, have you ever expected an Ethan but an Albert showed up? It's rattling.

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No wonder we care so deeply about our fake football team names. They immediately signal to our competition both our priorities and our ethos. With intentional branding, we possess the power to affect our leaguemates. The right combination of words can antagonize or enchant (or both). Plus, it's fun to take a break from studying Mike Clay's rankings to daydream about what will look best engraved on a championship trophy.

Team names can take on a variety of complexions, but they tend to fall under one of four main categories. Below is a list of common themes and accompanying appellations. May they inspire you on your own naming quest.

This manager wants the world to know exactly whom it's messing with. Their selected team name is not only a conscious reflection of the time and effort they sink into each draft pick and waiver-wire move, but also a clear representation of their unique passions and interests outside of the virtual game. There is no second-guessing this person's identity, their