Everton v Leeds, Brentford v Crystal Palace: Premier League and more – live!

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Football clockwatch: Join Tim de Lisle for the latest from Saturday’s afternoon kick-offs in the Premier League, Championship and more.

If it’s Saturday, it must be Mary Waltz. “The opening siren call of the Z-Cars theme,” she says, “has a different feel now that my Everton squad is facing relegation.”

Everton 0-0 Leeds: An early chance for Everton, but Anthony Gordon can only manage a tame finish after being teed up by – who else – Donny van de Beek.

“Where is Eriksen?” asks Jazi Zilber. “Don’t we deserve at least some gossip to compensate for his no show?” Ha. He was never going to be involved today, though he has been seeing waving to the Brentford crowd. And we do know he has made a speech to his new colleagues, saying “Don’t go easy on me.” The anti-Adele.

The three games in the Premier League are just getting under way. And so are nine more in the Championship, including Hull-Fulham, Middlesbrough-Deeby and Forest-Stoke.

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