Celtic and Rangers conspiracies are rife but there's only one thing that will decide the title - Hugh Keevins
The Speaker of the House of Commons, Sir Lindsay Hoyle, has really gone and done it now.
He’s only gone and referred Josh Taylor’s controversial win over Jack Catterall in their super-lightweight boxing title fight to the Metropolitan Police in London.
The intention being to force a review by independent judges that would allow for the fight decision to be changed retrospectively.
Can you imagine?
The Speaker should have more to do with his time, given what’s going on in the world at the moment, even if Catterall is one of his constituents in Chorley.
Leaving that aside, he has come up with the kind of hare-brained notion that could give some people ideas if they think police intervention and legal action might overturn results they don’t like.
If it was a European tie at Ibrox, for instance, strewn with questionable offside decisions, disallowed goals and hotly contested penalty-kick awards you could get Interpol and Police Scotland involved.
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Or you might find a spate of complaints concerning a corner kick that never was in West Lothian during a Premiership match last weekend.
Or foul play not detected in the build-up to a goal for Rangers against Aberdeen the day before.
The possibilities are