Bottom 10: Week 7 upsets turn everything upside down - ESPN

Inspirational thought of the week:

It seems we lose the game
Before we even start to play
Who made these rules?
We're so confused
Easily led astray
Let me tell ya that

Everything is everything
Everything is everything
Everything is everything
Everything
After winter
Must come spring
Everything is everything
Yo

— «Everything is Everything,» Lauryn Hill

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located behind the scrap heap where they toss all of the old 0-for-5 «College GameDay» picks graphics before anyone can go back and check them, we keep thinking about the words that were sent forth out of Austin after the Horns got hooked for the second straight weekend.

No, not the words that filled my inbox and social media timelines after we had Texas in the Coveted Fifth Spot last week. Besides, those weren't so much words as they were a series of @#!%! and middle fingers raised between thumb and index «Hook 'Em» signs.

I'm speaking of the perturbed pronouncement from coach Steve Sarkisian when he was asked about the upcoming week and what would need to be evaluated. He said everything. When inquiries were made if that included his quarterback, he tersely told the room, «Everything is everything.»

Also, anything is anything. And if we learned anything from Week 7 of college football, it's that anything goes. Because while the rest of the world was watching the top 10 cave in on itself like Lauryn Hill's accountant's hard drive, we here at the Bottom 10 were watching our hometown Charlotte 49ers orchestrate their own giant record-needle scratch musical masterpiece, «The Miseducation of Lincoln Financial Field.»

Y'all are all talking about the Top 10 teams losing. Meanwhile, the soon to be former top #Bottom10 team is taking care of