Alan Brazil leads Scots in England troll as icons discover Spanish heritage in time for Euro 2024 Final

We may have bested them in qualifying, but the majority of Scots will be Spaniards on Sunday night and have adopted Rodri as our hermano in arms and forgiving his Hampden moans completely.

Luis de La Fuente's team take on England in the Euro 2024 Final and Gareth Southgate's men lifting the trophy would be the nightmare scenario for many of the Tartan Army, especially after a dismal showing from Steve Clarke's men in the group stage. England haven't exactly been blowing teams away in the weaker half of the draw and have stumbled to the showpiece event if anything.

But it's about results and no-one will remember how they played if the Three Lions become European champions - we'll hardly be allowed to forget that part. But Paddy Power have done some digging and it turns out there's plenty of Spanish blood running through famous Scottish football veins, and they've been big fans of La Rioja all their lives - nothing to do with who the opponents are in Berlin this weekend.

Alan Brazil is a dab hand on the castanets, while Charlie Nicholas loves nothing better of an afternoon than donning his bull-fighting regalia in the garden and sipping on a cool sangria. Then you have Pat Nevin, forever cooking up delicious tapas, in keeping with his not-at-all newfound Spanish heritage.

When Brazil is challenged that his enthusiasm for all things Espanol is purely down to not wanting England to emerge victorious, the doubters are told to "don't talk s****' while Nicholas can barely contain his excitement at seeing his heros lift yet more silverare with a cry of "viva E-f******-spana!"