A quick guide to football #hashtags on the social media disgraces

How do you do, fellow kids? Now, The Fiver knows all about #hashtags on the social media disgraces but not everyone is quite as savvy as your much-loved tea-timely missive, so here’s a quick guide for the uninitiated: #scenes means someone has scored a goal, #awaydays is fairly self-explanatory and usually accompanied by a photo of a four-pack of Tin on a 10am train, and when people talk about #limbs they’re usually referring to the variety of flailing appendages in the stands [oh, behave – Carry on Ed] as fans cavort in wild celebration.

There was admittedly plenty of that at the City Ground as Nottingham Forest stormed to a 4-1 win over Leicester but one fan got his #limbs all wrong in the aftermath of Forest’s third goal, his legs tottering him on to the pitch, his arms flailing haymakers at the Forest players as they celebrated Joe Worrall’s strike. Stewards and police were belatedly on the scene to cart the clown away and Leicester have promised a lifetime ban. There was also violence in Nottingham city centre before the game as assorted numpties lost the run of themselves over an FA Cup fourth-round tie.

In more uplifting news, National League minnows Boreham Wood from Borehamwood, a club so cash-strapped they can’t even afford to remove the stray space in their name, earned themselves a fifth-round tie at Everton with a stunning win over Championship Bournemouth. “I don’t want to be on the end of a giant-killing, as magic as it is,” sighed Cherries chief Scott Parker, sending the Cup-cliche-o-meter twitching. “Sometimes you have to take your medicine. Tonight we have to take our medicine and I have to take mine.”

And despite the #uglyscenes in the east Midlands, it was by and large a weekend of FA Cup