A lapsed fan's guide to WrestleMania 39: All eyes on The Bloodline, John Cena's return and Logan Paul

As a service to fans who have a general interest in WWE but might not have watched a match since the Royal Rumble, Survivor Series or even SummerSlam, we're happy to provide this FAQ as a guide to WrestleMania 39, two nights of matches at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles this weekend (7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, Peacock).

So according to the tagline, WrestleMania has gone Hollywood?

Correct. After Mr. T, Burt Reynolds, Joan Rivers, Mickey Rourke, Pamela Anderson, Donnie Wahlberg, Jenny McCarthy, Snoop Dogg, Kim Kardashian, Johnny Knoxville and Logan Paul, WrestleMania has finally gone Hollywood.

And they have one of Tinseltown's most legendary stars as the official host of WrestleMania this year: The Miz, star of «The Marine» Parts 3, 4, 5 and 6!

While bringing «The Grandest Stage of Them All» to Los Angeles may not have produced a match for The Rock as anticipated, it did give us a series of incredible movie-inspired vignettes featuring current WWE talent. We highly recommend Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch as The Joker and Batman, respectively, and The Bloodline doing the «funny how?» scene from «Goodfellas.» If only to hear Roman Reigns say, «I'm funny to you? Like a Tribal Clown?»

After all that speculation, The Rock isn't the one to break Roman's winning streak. So who might break it?

Cody Rhodes has a chance to become undisputed WWE Universal champion, hand Reigns his first singles loss since Dec. 2019 and most importantly «finish the story» in the main event.

The abbreviated story: Rhodes left the WWE in 2016 after hitting a creative crossroads — remember Stardust? — rebuilt his reputation back up on the indie circuit, helped create WWE rival AEW, got a preposterously large neck tattoo, left that company to re-sign