The inappropriate toys that might ruin Christmas

Christmas is just a week away and it’s during this silly season that everyone desperately scrambles to find the perfect presents for their loved ones.

But will your desperation lead you to buying an inappropriate toy for the munchkins in your life?

In an either unbelievably brilliant or deeply sinister move, the folks at Boing Boing have released toy replicas of the Lament Configuration from the Hellraiser films.

For those who aren't au fait with this terror-inducing element or the horror franchise from Clive Barker, the Lament Configuration is a cubic puzzle box that unleashes the extradimensional Cenobites. 

Think of what the sadistic population of Hades might look like and you’re halfway there.

Take a look:

Hardly ambassadors for Christmas cheer, are they? 

Now, American multinational retail corporation Walmart are publicizing the new toy as a "brain game":

Haven’t we suffered enough this year without tempting fate? Do we need a cherubic child reaching a schism in time and space, thereby summoning Pinhead and his mutilated crew from the depths of fetishistic hell??

That said, the impressively detailed and distressingly faithful replica of the puzzle box is a wonderful way to introduce young’uns to feats of engineering… and the importance of sacrifice, as the only way to get rid of the Cenobites is by sacrificing five human lives.

As potentially hazardous as the Lament Configuration is, it’s not much worse than some other inappropriate – read: seriously messed up – toys out there.

For instance…

It’s not immediately clear why one would need to shave a baby… Unless it’s a werewolf-human hybrid…

Contains 8 oz. fuel can… Yes, this will end well. 

E.T.’s finger can heal wounds in the beloved cinematic classic… However, some of our