The Champions League is back, Christian Eriksen is back, and Harry Maguire is, well, backed – The Warm-Up

TUESDAY'S BIG STORIES It’s back! Ad/> Hey, you. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Course they have. Look at you.

You’re perfect. Curves in all the right places, sculpted by the gods, not a part of you out of place. TransfersPSG prepare ‘mega offer' for Pogba but Man Utd stay not ruled out – Paper Round8 HOURS AGO Sure, you’ve been passed around on a yearly basis, and seem to spend the night in bed with a different captain every May or June, but I love you, Champions League trophy, and I’m so glad you’re back in our lives.

Rejoice, all ye Champions League fans. It’s back. The gap between the group stages and the knockouts has felt like an age, but at last, tonight is the night, and it starts with an absolute bang.

/> It’s narrative central as Paris Saint-Germain host Real Madrid in the first leg of their last-16 showdown. You’ve got Kylian Mbappe playing for his current club against his future club, probably, Mauricio Pochettino probably facing the sack if PSG crash out and Zinedine Zidane probably waiting in the wings if that proves to be the case. Sadly Sergio Ramos is not probably but definitely out of the match against his old side, while Neymar and Karim Benzema are both probablies for what will probably be a ruddy decent match.