'Tesco grassed me up through wife's Clubcard app – I would've got away it it'

A man has been caught red-handed after his little supermarket secret was outed by technology to his wife.

Taking to Reddit, he shared a screenshot taken from his loved one's mobile phone where his eating and drinking habits had seemingly been outed. "Tesco grassed me up to my wife’s Clubcard app," the man moaned, alongside a snap of his 'most bought items in 2024'.

Those items? It appears he purchased a staggering 411 cinnamon swirls from the supermarket's in-store bakery over the 12-month period, as well as caffeine overload of 258 cans of sugar free Red Bull.

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Clearly thirsty, the man's third most popular purchase came in the form of cans of Diet Coke - a drink he bought on 219 occasions in the year. Regarding his cinnamon swirl intake, one Reddit user reacted in shock, asking: "That’s one and a bit a day for every day of the year - how often are you buying these?"

"Like two or three whenever I go to the shop before work," the man confessed. "I don’t even like them that much." And he added: "I sometimes leave the edges/crust though so it’s not as bad as it looks."

However, his passion for the cinnamon swirl doesn't end at Tesco it appears. For he continued: "Also at weekends I sometimes get cinnamon swirls from the Co-op near my house. Let it be known that the Co-op's cinnamon swirl game absolutely embarrasses Tesco."

"It prompted one person to declare: "This is absolutely unhinged behaviour, 411 of them and you often waste part of it because they’re not that good. What would the numbers be like if you loved