Man Utd shambles dwarfs Man City perfection, and would you look at Arsenal in the Premier League table! The Warm-Up

MONDAY’S BIG STORIES Man Utd Fan TV Ad/> Main then dessert. Hot water then milk. The Simpsons then Fresh Prince (one for the millennials).

Some things just fall in a natural order, the second complementing the first to the point of almost being a necessity, a craving, and in recent years that has become the way with shoddy Manchester United performances on television and the subsequent post-match analysis. Premier League'Excellent from first minute' — Guardiola praises City approach in derby win over United14 HOURS AGO Fans, United supporters aside, were already eagerly anticipating the views of one former Manchester United captain in the studio when another on commentary began his in the final 10 minutes of their old side’s derby demolition at the hands of Manchester City. The “Ole's” and Poznan were already being rolled out with City cruising at 3-1, and before the hosts made it 4-1 yesterday Gary Neville was probably not even half-joking when stating he wished he could join City's backwards-facing fans and not pay attention either.

“Embarrassing,” he declared, as a graphic flashed up reading 92-8 in City's favour for the past 15 minutes of possession. For a while it had been close, but then the gulf emerged. And then along came Roy Keane, with Micah Richards gleefully sat next to him, unleashing his latest United tirade.

«They gave up,» Keane said on Sky Sports. “It's unforgivable really. They threw the towel in.

It is shameful. I will forgive mistakes, but there are five or six players who should not play for Manchester United again. They gave up, and shame on them." Those are mere snippets of a lengthy dissection of United’s shortcomings.