Jon Dahl Tomasson would be blockbuster Hibs boss and has already endeared him to fans with Rangers shot - Tam McManus

Confession time to a long since dumped girlfriend back in the days when I played for Dundee.

The story begins with an end of season holiday to Magaluf which we'd arranged with a few of the boys.

She wasn't happy, she put her foot down and said under no circumstances was I to go.

Torture, no room for negotiation, no meant no.

Then came the eureka moment. I managed to get some Dundee Football Club headed letters and printed a few off for the lads.

A fake note stated it was 'compulsory' for every player under contract at the club to travel to Magaluf, failure to attend will result in a fine of two weeks wages.

It was addressed to Tom McManus and arrived in plenty of time. Seven or eight of those letters arrived at various households of Dundee players, especially the ones who were married.

Five unforgettable days in the sun and I'm sure there will be a few fake documents being drawn up at clubs across the country now, I know some of the Hibs boys could do with the chance of a reboot this summer.

It's been a very poor season, nobody is in any doubt about that, it's also compounded by finishing third in the previous campaign and competing in all of the cups.

Reaching the League Cup Final only to lose to Celtic was a high point but in general it's been an absolute disaster.

The irony is the brightest point in the league was left to the last game and Saturday's 4-0 win over St Johnstone.

That dead rubber did have a huge positive in the performance of James Scott and him going from zero to hero with a hat-trick to take his tally to four goals from the final two games.

This is a player who had become something of a figure of fun amongst the Hibs support. Let's be honest, when he first came in he was nowhere near fit.

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