Fired Red Sox coaches escorted from team hotel in embarrassing fashion

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The Boston Red Sox decided to spend the weekend firing every single coach on staff except the ones that are loyal to Craig Breslow.

Fine. That's not fair. That's me being biased. Let me try it again.

The Boston Red Sox spent the weekend firing every single coach on staff except those loyal to Craig Breslow AND John Henry!

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There. Fixed it.

For those who missed it, Alex Cora, along with five other coaches, was fired following Boston's 17-1 win Saturday afternoon in Baltimore. That's right. They won, 17-1, and then they were all wiped out. It was stunning.

Boston Red Sox manager Alex Cora watches the game against the Tampa Bay Rays during the fifth inning at Tropicana Field. (Kim Klement Neitzel-Imagn Images)

I've seen a lot of shocking Red Sox moments over the decades, and that one ranks right up there.

Theo Epstein trading Nomar in 2004. The chicken and beer fiasco in 2011. The entire Bobby Valentine year. Trading Mookie Betts. Trading Rafael Devers.

And now, firing everyone, including Red Sox lifers Alex Cora and Jason Varitek. Amazing.

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Anyway, before we dive into the Xs and Os of the whole thing, let's go ahead and check in on the van that escorted the fired coaches out of the hotel:

For those who ain't exactly hitting on all 20/20 cylinders anymore, that little sign at the bottom says: COACHES4HIRE LLC. Amazing. I mean, truly amazing. What a time to be alive.

What a moment. What an unbelievably perfect way to end this chapter. Sending out the scapegoats in a van advertising unemployed coaches is next-level