Conor McGregor buying Chelsea: 10 things that would almost definitely happen

With Conor McGregor rumoured to be interested in buying Chelsea FC, here are 10 things that might change at the London club if the Irishman actually did take over.

Note: We know this is highly, highly unlikely in reality, so don’t take this too seriously.

Strict rules and fines

McGregor is known to be a very serious competitor inside and outside the ring. We believe that he would immediately implement strict rules on things like etiquette on and off the pitch and wouldn’t be afraid to punish players who disobey the rules. One thing McGregor may be lenient on is lateness, as he is known for being a tardy person himself.

Harsher training

Before any fight, McGregor is known to have a very strict and intense training regime. He is often seen with bad injuries such as black eyes after training. We believe he would introduce this same type of intense training on the players, but maybe with less of the black eyes.

PR distasters

McGregor is notorious for his trash-talking before fights. He is outspoken and someone who doesn’t think before they speak, we can only imagine the difficulties this would cause with some players/members of staff at Chelsea.

If a team parks the bus, he’ll throw a dolly at it

The Irishman once threw a steel dolly through the bus window at Khabib Nurmagomedov which caused injuries, we feel he’d do the same if a team parked the bus against him.

Proper 12 becoming their sponsor

Despite selling his share of Proper 12 in April 2021, McGregor still has close ties to the whiskey company and we’d imagine that they would be first on the new sponsor list if the Irishman took over.

Stamford Bridge hosts combat events

McGregor is arguably the most well known UFC fighter, so we believe that one of the first things