College football Bottom 10 after Week 11: BYU, come on down - ESPN

Inspirational thought of the week:

I'm riding slow in my Prius
All-leather, tinted windows, you can't see us!
Everybody's trying to park you can feel the tension
I'm in electric mode, can't even hear the engine
Just then I saw a spot open up
My timing's perfect! I'm creeping up ...
But then this other dude try to steal it
Going the wrong way!
«Hey man I've had a long day!»

It's getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot!
I got my skill and you know it gets sparked a lot

— «It's Getting Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot,» DJ Spider

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in the massive audio warehouse where Kirk Herbstreit keeps all of the recordings of the «AAAAAWWWWWW»s that people release when they see Peter the dog, we took a look at the calendar hanging on the front of our refrigerator and realized… hang on… we realized that it's not 2008 like this calendar says… OK… here's the new one… let's start over.

We looked at the calendar hanging on the front of our refrigerator and realized there are only three weekends remaining in the 2025 college football season. Or, if you live in the world of #MACtion like we do, only three more weekends plus three more weeks of Tuesday and Wednesday games played between banks of plowed snow.

That means stuff is about to get real. Sure, the hoity-toity top 10 will tell you it's all about the CFP. But around here, it's about the BFP, the Bottom 10 Football Playoff. And once we wake up Charlie Weis and get our internet dialed back up, we too shall be shaping up a bracket that shall determine a champion. The real champion. The champion of life. Or, actually, Life. The board game. Where the gold revenge squares give you the option to «sue for damages» with the goal of hitting