Brutal fantasy football punishment sends lone astronaut to Kauffman Stadium nosebleeds for Royals game

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Don’t look now, but the Boston Red Sox have won two games in a row. That’s right. Two games in a row! 

Stop the presses. Alert the media. Send smoke from the Vatican. The Red Sox are one win away from something called a "winning streak," which I’m not sure they’ve been on yet this season. 

And while that’s all well and good, I’m not here to talk about that. Instead, I’d like to dive into what took place during Tuesday night’s Red Sox-Royals game in Kansas City. It had nothing to do with what happened on the field. 

A general view of Kauffman Stadium during the game between the Boston Red Sox and the Kansas City Royals on May 18, 2026, in Kansas City, Mo. (Tanner Gatlin/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

Quite the opposite, in fact. It took place as far away from the actual field itself, way up in the nosebleeds of beautiful Kauffman Stadium.

Here’s your yearly PSA to draft well this August:

Amazing. Frankly, it’s really not the worst fantasy football punishment in the world. 

"You came in last this year, now you have to go watch a Royals game by yourself and dress like an astronaut."

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I’ve seen way worse. Waaaaaaaaaaaay worse. The only downside here is this guy doesn’t appear to be allowed to drink during the game, which is great for his bank account, but terrible for everything else. 

I’ve personally never finished last in a fantasy league, although I’ve come close a time or two. It came down to the final week two years ago, and I just barely pulled it off for a solid 11th-place finish that season. 

Nick Sogard of the Boston Red Sox is tagged out at