Newcastle and the most closely-monitored metatarsal since Beckham
There may still somehow be more than three months to go until the end of the Premier League season, but this felt like a big weekend for the relegation battle (or lack thereof). Frank Lampard got one over on old adversaries Leeds with his new club, Frank Lampard’s Everton, while the scrappy, last-on-Match-of-the-Day stalemate between Brentford and Crystal Palace allowed pundits to quickly mutter that both sides will be fine before Gary Lineker wrapped up.