A TV meltdown, Twitter tantrums, a trophy and some grim days - Erik ten Hag's 100 Manchester United games will feel like a lifetime
Act one, scene one: Erik ten Hag stares into the middle distance on a boiling hot day in west London. In front of him, a barely recognisable football team in a sickly shade of green are being embarrassed once again. "You're not fit to wear the shirt," rains down from the away end as Brentford win 4-0. Manchester United are still broken.


