FRIDAY'S BIG STORIES More Than A Club Ad/> We've been thinking it through, and we've decided that if the Warm-Up ever found itself dealing with existential levels of debt, such that our entire long-term existence was called into question, we too would go about our business the way Barcelona are going about theirs. That is to say: strangely, wildly, and with the blithe presumption that the universe will find a way to bend itself to our preferences. TransfersDe Jong refuses to join Man Utd, Real Madrid target Bellingham – Paper Round9 HOURS AGO Order one of your players to take a transfer he doesn't want, despite the fact you owe him €17m? Absolutely.