Celtic bully decks Hibs as Lee Johnson's Angeball ingenuity has no shot against the comet man
Sometimes when the opponents are sitting deeper than the Mariana Trench and every potential gap is being closed as quickly as they appear, all you want is a proper beast of a centre-forward to go roaring into the penalty box, bully his marker so badly that the poor lad may need counselling afterwards – and connect with a header that goes screaming into the net with all the brutal force of a comet streaking through the atmosphere.
