Cristiano Ronaldo’s trip to Portugal and a tale of two Kit Kats
The Fiver has been to Portugal only once, a trip that was most memorable for some lost luggage (bad), some lost keys (bad), and the moment an overly generous but malfunctioning vending machine at the Estádio da Luz erroneously delivered two Kit Kats instead of one at half-time during a Big Cup dead rubber between Benfica and Schalke (good).


